Friday, November 27, 2009

Paris Part Deux

It was another early morning, as we had booked a trip to Versailles. We arrived at the terminal, where there was a group of American middle-aged women who couldn't get their credit cards to work. They kept insisting to the clerk that they had plenty of money, and that it worked yesterday at Louis Vuitton. Jeff & I were hoping that it would never be resolved, and that we wouldn't have to live with them on our bus, but we were disappointed.

Since we were there early, we had some time to visit the Tuileries Garden which was across the street. All of the grassy areas were marked with signs indicating that one was not supposed to walk there. Look closely at the picture. If this hobo had tripped on said sign, I might have mistaken him for my father.



We boarded the bus for Versailles, with the obnoxious Americans (not us). Once there, we were mobbed by Japanese tour groups. They insisted upon taking pictures, even though there were multiple signs forbidding such. We eventually gave in and joined them. One of us...one of us...one of us....



We were supposed to catch the tour bus at noon, but were done at the chateau around 11. So we ditched the bus. They may still be waiting for us, but we took a train back into Paris. Our first stop was the overrated Basilica de Sacre-Coeur. This was, however, where I ate my first Parisian crepe (strawberry). We were constantly approached by scam artists who try to tie a piece of string on you and make you pay for it and people selling plastic Eiffel Towers.


We climbed to the top of the stairs, but didn't make it into the Basilica before we wanted to get out of there. The view is great, but not worth the hassle:


Back on the Metro, our next stop was the Opera Garnier. There was a ballet beginning shortly after we arrived, so we only got to see the exterior and the lobby. From there we walked to Place Vendome. On our way back to the Metro, we were behind a group of British young men. Attempting to decide what to do, one suggested that they sit in a cafe all day, drink wine, eat a baguette, paint little moustaches on their faces, and say "ooo la la" and laugh nasally all afternoon. It made me want to join them.


Palais Royale was our next stop, and this is where we saw the string orchestra playing on the sidewalk. The building was under construction (they were installing a large sculpture in the courtyard), but the trees were perfectly angular:


While sitting in the courtyard here, we spotted six French teenagers, all wearing berets. By the time we left Paris, I had counted 21.

At the Bastille Opera, we were approached by a young French couple, who immediately started speaking to us in French. We didn't quite understand at the time, but upon further reflection, they were wondering what Jeff was photographing (a typical crowd scene).


It was also at this location that I asked an old lady for directions to Victor Hugo's Maison (in French). She responded (in French, of course), and I followed (pretty much). I only got us a little lost. Jeff tolerated this stop. I love going to museums where everyone else is over 70 and wearing tweed. As we left, and old man who resembled Jean Valjean was setting up a display on the sidewalk. Upon stepping out from under the awning, a little drop of rain fell on my forehead. I did manage to restrain myself from bursting into song on the spot.


We had one final stop, and that was the Arenes de Lutece. These are the ruins of ancient Paris, and have now been converted to a children's park. There were kids climbing all over them and playing football amongst them.

For dinner, we had our first encounter with a waiter who did NOT have perfect English. We were actually glad to be forced to use French for all of our communication. After dinner, there was the required trip to the crepe stand - and my first taste of Nutella.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Lost Luggage...ugg

Alitalia lost our suitcase. The one with ALL of our clothes, my make-up, and Jeff's breathing machine. We spent our first day in Rome shopping. Pfffttt. Send money. I'm only half-way kidding.

By popular demand

Some General Observations about Paris

But first a vignette from O'Hare Airport. As we were waiting in the terminal (because we are terminally early), we saw an airplane being "repaired" by two men standing on the roof of a pick-up truck. They appeared to be hammering something to the bottom of a wing. No judgments here, but the plane was from Aero Mexico.

In Paris, we were ready for rudeness, and were sorely disappointed. Maybe they were snickering behind their backs, but at least no one was rude to our faces! Jeff's size might have intimidated some of the little "nancy boys" - there was one on the tube who approached looking rather fearful. He tentatively reached out to grab the pole near that Jeff Guy, and seemed genuinely relieved that he survived the ordeal without getting stepped upon.

It must be the glasses (or the scarf I'm wearing), but people keep assuming that I (Devon, just to be clear) am French. Not like walking into a restaurant and the waiter says "bonjour", but like a random stranger walking up to us on the street and starts speaking to me in French. Or I ask for directions and they use words other than "gauche" and "ici". But by the time we left (I'm writing this from Rome), we were able to conduct all necessary business (ordering in a restaurant, purchasing train tickets, asking directions, etc.) completely in French.

One of my favorite things about the city is that there is music everywhere. We've seen two accordionists (ooo la la!), a guy playing guitar and singing Bob Marley songs, a Spanish guitar band, a Russian folk singer, and a Peruvian pipe orchestra - and that's just been people busking in the Metro. We saw a string orchestra near the Palais Royale. We also sat across from a harpist on the Metro, but didn't realize it until he got up and walked away (carrying a harp case on his back). Jeff & I just kept elbowing each other and whispering "that looks like a harp". A lost opportunity for a single-serving friend.

I also assumed, based on the art to which I have been exposed, that the French were constantly naked. Well, they are in their paintings and sculptures, but the majority of French citizens appear in public fully clothed. Slight disappointment, but I got over it when we witnessed our first instance of French Benefit.

We were descending the steps to the Metro, with a man of about 50 a few steps ahead of us. The train was just arriving, so we were all scurrying along to catch it. As the man got to the bottom of the steps, he suddenly turned around and began to ascend them. Seeing us, he lifted both hands in the air, and made a pointing gesture that signaled his new direction. Is this simple body-language benefit, or do the French have a different system? Discussion?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Pretend these pictures are in the post below








Paris, Day Un

No pictures yet, but I'll add them later....

After a miserable flight full of screaming children an an exceptionally rude Italian man who reclined his seat into Jeff's lap for the whole seven hours, we have decided to never travel unless we can go Business Class. Yeah, I'm high maintenance.

We took a cab to our hotel, and stopped counting the number of brushes with death we experienced. Our room was not yet prepared, so we walked up to the Luxembourg Gardens & Palace, where we had sandwiches and complained about how tired we were.

When we got back, the room was ready, so we took a short nap and then ventured out to Notre Dame Cathedral. Jeff was most impressed by the band in the courtyard playing the song "Losing My Religion." Being difficult, we headed left when we entered, and walked around the cathedral against the flow of traffic. I was most impressed by the guy wearing an old man mask and jumping in people's faces as they took pictures.

One of our greatest discoveries so far is the reason for the stinky-ness: a plant used copiously for landscaping that smells like the weeder-waddle of a kitty.

We walked along the Seine and tried to find the Sorbonne, but apparently headed the wrong direction and found the Louvre instead. Guess that will have to do. Saw some famous stuff like the Mona Lisa and Venus de Milo.

Now we're back at the hotel, resting and refreshing ourselves, and feeding your insatiable interest for the details of our lives. Tomorrow morning, we're off to Versailles.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I was disappointed in the lack of a bathtub display

Visit to the William Howard Taft National Historic Site in Cincinnati, Ohio. Quoting that Jeff Guy: "What? I never knew that was here!" As shocking as it may seem, we were the only visitors during our time there.

Library = possible contenders for inclusion in the Dork Olympics:



I am fairly sure that is NOT my foot attempting to cross the barricade.

No historical site would be complete without a cardboard cut-out of the man himself.

Um, I guess he liked to fish with his back to the water? And only owned the boot of a car?


The "Grand" Staircase:




I almost cried.
Did you know that the Taft's were the last family to keep a cow at the White House? You learn something new every time you visit a 3rd rate historic site!


They did not want for modern conveniences. The lace tablecloth soothes the incongruity.



A key to the city, much like the one presented to the Bengal's coach.